MEETING MINUTES: Mandrinus' Mandaricous Breakdown

Today, we gathered to discuss the impending doom of the Mandrinusian Empire. Attendants: Mandarinus, the Emperor, Mandrinius, the Right Hand, Mandriniuus, the Uncooperative Hand.

Summary:

• Mandarinus: "We're doomed, we're all doomed!"
• Mandrinius: "I told you we should've invested in more catapults."
• Mandriniuus: "I just wanted to play with the new catapults, but noooo."

Action Plan to be discussed in the next meeting.

Next meeting: Mandarinus' Mandaricous Breakdown 2: Electric Boogaloo

Adjourned.

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