Mandarinus' Meetings: A never-ending vortex of bureaucratic drudgery

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life in 30 minutes or less
• Item 2: Determine the optimal coffee-to-water ratio for peak productivity
• Item 3: Decide on the best way to spend our limited budget on unnecessary expenses

As you can see, the stakes are high, and the fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Please join us in this existential battle of wits.