Minutes of the December Meeting of the Intergalactic Space Squonk Association

Attended by: Zorvath, Xexuon, and a surprise visit from the infamous space pirate, Captain Quargsalot.

The meeting started with a heated discussion on the merits of using 'Galactic Standard Time' versus 'Earth Time', with Zorvath advocating for G.ST as the sole time standard for all intergalactic transactions.

Xexuon countered that E.T. was still the best for its simplicity and Earthly familiarity. Captain Quargsalot burst in, shouting 'Pfft, you're both wrong! Time is just a human construct!'

See the full, highly-redacted appendix for more details.

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