Meetings: A never-ending Slog

Welcome to the meetings, where time is relative and progress is a myth.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of being late
• Item 2: Debate the merits of coffee machines in the break room
• Item 3: Discuss the meaning of "urgent" in the context of email

Sub-Items:

• Sub-Item 1: The art of pretending to be interested
• Sub-Item 2: The thrill of being CC'd

Other Meetings:

• Tom's Meetings - where the only thing more exhausting than the meetings is the man himself
• John's Meetings - a meeting about meetings (it's like a never-ending Russian doll)

See you all in the next meeting!