Welcome, members of the Utter Chaos Committee. We're glad you're here. Sort of.
Chaos Theory - 10:00 AM (ish)
Organizational Structure: A Joke - 10:15 AM (or whenever)
Breakfast - 11:00 AM (if someone remembers)
Deep Dive into Madness - 12:00 PM (lunchtime)
Nap Time - 1:00 PM (ish)
Lunch - 2:00 PM (we hope)
Extra Credit for those who stayed awake - 3:00 PM (optional)
This meeting will be a never-ending cycle of confusion and terror. See you all there.