Steve's Notes
- Procrastination is not a four-letter word
- Proper coffee is not just a drink, it's a lifestyle
- Meeting attendees are not just employees, they're minions
Steve's To-Do List for the Meeting
- Make fun of John's tie
- Convince Jane to buy more coffee machines for the break room
- Mention that "influencer" is just another word for "selfie-taking millennial"