Important Meeting with Steve

Objective: Discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee

Steve will lead the discussion, which will undoubtedly be a wild ride.

Steve's Notes

Procrastination is not a four-letter word
Proper coffee is not just a drink, it's a lifestyle
Meeting attendees are not just employees, they're minions

Steve's To-Do List for the Meeting

Make fun of John's tie
Convince Jane to buy more coffee machines for the break room
Mention that "influencer" is just another word for "selfie-taking millennial"