MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED
Today's Agenda:
- Discuss the meaning of "synergy" in the context of our quarterly reviews.
- Review of last week's coffee machine breakdown (a clear case of "productivity killer" if ever I saw one).
- Introduction to new employee, Bob, who's been tasked with fixing the copier.
Important Notes:
- Reminder: The meeting will not be rescheduled. Deal with it.
- Attendance is mandatory. If you're not here, you're a ghost.
Agenda Items
1. Synergy
Define, redefine, redefine.
2. Coffee Machine Catastrophe
Who's responsible? Who cares?
3. Bob the Copier Whisperer
A new employee, a new hope?