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Meetings: Technique 1 - The Art of Doing Nothing

A Step-by-Step Guide to Achieving Nothing

Step 1: Prepare for the Meeting by Eating a Whole Pizza by Yourself

This is the most crucial step in the meeting process. Without it, you'll be too distracted to focus on not getting anything done.

Proceed to Step 2: Take Notes on the Back of a Used Tissue

Step 2: Take Notes on the Back of a Used Tissue

This is where the real magic happens. You'll be able to scribble down your deepest thoughts and ideas in crayon on the back of a used tissue.

Proceed to Step 3: Pretend to Be Interested