A Step-by-Step Guide to Achieving Nothing
Step 1: Prepare for the Meeting by Eating a Whole Pizza by Yourself
This is the most crucial step in the meeting process. Without it, you'll be too distracted to focus on not getting anything done.
Proceed to Step 2: Take Notes on the Back of a Used TissueStep 2: Take Notes on the Back of a Used Tissue
This is where the real magic happens. You'll be able to scribble down your deepest thoughts and ideas in crayon on the back of a used tissue.
Proceed to Step 3: Pretend to Be Interested