So you're a meeting master, huh? Well, we've got a surprise for you: Redundant Rhyming! It's a technique so old, so bold, it's sure to make you feel like you're stuck in a time warp!
Repeat, repeat, repeat, your words, your thoughts, your actions. Make sure everyone in the room knows you mean it, even if you mean the opposite! Who needs clarity when you can just keep saying the same thing, again and again, like a robot on a loop!
Why Not to Just Use an Auto-Player to save your sanity and your coworkers' ears?
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, head to:
Advanced Redundant Rhyming Tactics
Remember, it's all about the rhythm, the rhyme, and the repetition! Now, let's get this meeting started and see who can repeat themselves the most times!
Technique 1: Stand Up (just kidding, we'll get to that later)