Alan's Report
Alan was seen wandering aimlessly through the meeting room, muttering to himself about "the importance of proper stapler placement." His report card reads: "I had a great time, except when the air conditioning stopped working and I had to take an impromptu nap."
Other attendees reported that Alan was seen eating an entire box of donuts, but our team's pastry budget is not publicly disclosed.
Comments from other attendees
Summary of the meeting