Technique 4: Phase 2 Disaster - The Meeting That Will Change Everything

A meeting so catastrophic, it will redefine the fabric of reality.

Agenda

Introduction to the impending doom
Discussion of the impending doom's specifics
Decision on the best course of action to avoid the impending doom
Emergency exit strategy

Attendees

Notes

Important Note

Do not attempt to eat the snacks. They are not edible.

Action Items

Send out a mass email to the team with the impending doom's details
Create a crisis management plan
Assign a team member to handle the fallout

Remember, the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.

Next Meeting: Technique 5 - The Catastrophe