Technique-4 Meeting Summary

Today's meeting was a real treat. We spent most of it discussing the intricacies of making a proper cup of coffee.

Apparently, some people still can't tell the difference between a cappuccino and a dirty old sock.

Issues:

• The cappuccino conundrum: Can you actually tell the difference?
• Lack of proper creamer calibration: Who needs a sippy lid, really?
• The existential crisis of milk vs. cream vs. non-dairy alternatives: Are we just drinking fancy water at this point?

Some action items:

• Send a strongly-worded letter to the coffee machine manufacturers demanding better design.
• Conduct a taste test to see who can actually tell the difference.
• Start a support group for those struggling with the meaninglessness of milk.

Next meeting: Plan the Solution