Technique-4 Meeting Summary
Today's meeting was a real treat. We spent most of it discussing the intricacies of making a proper cup of coffee.
Apparently, some people still can't tell the difference between a cappuccino and a dirty old sock.
Issues:
- The cappuccino conundrum: Can you actually tell the difference?
- Lack of proper creamer calibration: Who needs a sippy lid, really?
- The existential crisis of milk vs. cream vs. non-dairy alternatives: Are we just drinking fancy water at this point?
Some action items:
- Send a strongly-worded letter to the coffee machine manufacturers demanding better design.
- Conduct a taste test to see who can actually tell the difference.
- Start a support group for those struggling with the meaninglessness of milk.
Next meeting: Plan the Solution