The Inverted Pyramid Jerk

Meetings: where ideas are born, and so are headaches.

Technique 4: the inverted pyramid jerk is a meeting style where the attendees are the ones doing the talking, while the poor, unsuspecting facilitator tries to keep up with their rambling thoughts.

Key Features:

• No clear objectives
• Randomly generated agendas
• Attendees who think they know everything
• A facilitator who's secretly planning an escape

Example Agenda for a Typical Meeting:

• 10:00 - "So, I had this really cool idea the other day..." (3 hours)
• 11:30 - "Wait, what were we talking about again?"
• 12:00 - "I think we need to rebrand the company with a new logo, and also a new color scheme, and also a new font..."
• 1:00 - "Can someone pass the donuts?"

Pro Tips:

• Bring a snack
• Wear a helmet
• Don't try to escape, it's just a meeting

Meetings: Technique 4 - The Inverted Pyramid Jerk