2019 Meeting Minutes

Present: The Inverted Pyramid Jerk

Topic: The Importance of Being a Jerk

Objective: To discuss the merits of being a jerk in a professional setting.

Attendees: The Jerk, The Sycophant, The Scapegoat, The Whiz Kid

Summary: The Inverted Pyramid Jerk took the floor and expounded on the virtues of being a jerk. The Sycophant and Scapegoat were visibly unimpressed, while The Whiz Kid attempted to interject but was cut off by The Inverted Pyramid Jerk.

Decisions:

• The Jerk shall be the new team lead.
• The Sycophant and Scapegoat shall attend a course on effective communication.
• The Whiz Kid shall work on a side project involving AI and juggling.

Adjournment: The meeting adjourned at 3:45 PM, with The Inverted Pyramid Jerk declaring, "I'm not done yet."