Meet the Infernal Machine, a behemoth of a contraption that will revolutionize your workflow, or drive you to the brink of madness. Either way, it's a wild ride.
As a seasoned operative of the Infernal Machine, you're about to embark on a journey of unrelenting productivity, fueled by an endless supply of caffeine and a healthy dose of existential dread.
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Don't say we didn't warn you...
The author and the Infernal Machine are in no way affiliated with any actual productivity systems or methods. Any resemblance to real-world practices is purely coincidental.