The Art of Uncanny Meetings

Techniques for the Uninitiated

A Comprehensive Guide

A meeting is a gathering of individuals with the sole purpose of wasting time and generating unnecessary work.

As a seasoned practitioner of the art of meetings, we've compiled a list of techniques to help you become an uncanny meeting master:

Technique 1: The Art of Sudden Silence

Meetings are like a game of chess, except instead of pieces, you're moving your mouth. The goal is to say nothing and let the conversation die on its own.

Technique 2: The Power of Nonverbal Communication

A raised eyebrow can be just as effective as a 20-minute presentation.

And that's just the beginning. Visit our Meetings page for more uncanny techniques.