Warning: This technique may cause irreparable damage to your sanity, relationships, or career.
A highly advanced method of time manipulation used to stretch the time spent in meetings to an infinite extent.
By utilizing a carefully crafted combination of eye contact, pseudo-productive murmurs, and carefully calibrated pauses, one may effectively slow down the flow of time.
See an example of this technique in action. Learn more about the advanced applications of this technique. Understand the risks and consequences of using this technique.• Time appears to slow down, allowing for increased focus on non-essential topics.
• Colleagues develop an unhealthy obsession with eye contact, leading to permanent eye strain.
• Meetings become an infinite loop of "just one more thing" and "can we just..."
Do not attempt to use this technique without proper training or supervision. Prolonged exposure may lead to a permanent loss of productivity.