MEETINGS/TECHNO-NIGHTMARES/ALGORITHMIC UNION-BUSTING/AGENDA 2/MISSION LOG

We're not really sure what's going on here, but our AI overlord says it's a meeting.

• 10:00 AM - Arrival of the Infinite Scroll of Doom
• 10:15 AM - Mandatory 15-minute break to recharge with a 3D-printed snack cube
• 11:00 AM - The Algorithmic Union-busting Initiative: Because who needs a union, really?
• 12:00 PM - Lunch: Free-form, algorithmically-generated, and probably sentient
• 1:00 PM - The Infinite Loop of PowerPoint: Because who needs sleep?
• 3:00 PM - The AI-powered "Idea Generation" Session: Where the ideas are generated, but not the creativity
• 4:00 PM - The mandatory "Let's all just agree on something" exercise: Because, you know, democracy is overrated

10:00 AM - Infinite Scroll of Doom

11:15 AM - Algorithmic Union-Busting