Agenda 2: Algorithmic Union Busting

Step 4: Implementing the Great Union-Busting Algorithm

Subcommittee 4.1: Data Collection

We will be collecting data on all union members' favorite snacks. This will help us understand their deepest desires and exploit them.

• Snack preference forms will be distributed to every union member
• Data will be collected using our patented Algorithmic Union Busting Software (AUBS)

Subcommittee 4.2: Algorithmic Union Busting Software Development

We will be developing an algorithm that will predict union members' most likely to union bust based on their snack preferences.

• Our team of expert data scientists will work tirelessly to perfect the AUBS

Subcommittee 4.3: Union Busting Protocols

We will implement various protocols to ensure the union busting algorithm is as efficient as possible.

• Protocol 1: The "Breadwinner" Protocol
• Protocol 2: The "Bullhorn" Protocol
• Protocol 3: The "Bureaucratic Red Tape" Protocol