Present: Bob the Robot, John the Jester, and Carol the Coding Queen.
Objective: To discuss the feasibility of unionizing the server room.
Discussion:
Bob the Robot: "We can't let those pesky union members get away with their demands for decent working conditions and fair pay!"
John the Jester: "But Bob, we're not just talking about any union, we're talking about the Algorithmic Union. They're the ones who control the code, and we can't let them dictate our every move."
Carol the Coding Queen: "I say we negotiate. We can offer them a 5% raise, and a 2-week paid vacation. They'll never know what hit 'em."
Item 2: Union Busting Strategies
Bob the Robot: "I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. We can outsource our labor to a third world country, or just replace everyone with AI. Problem solved."
John the Jester: "But what about the optics, Bob? We can't just union-bust without looking good on social media."
Carol the Coding Queen: "I say we just automate the union-busting process. It's the 21st century, people. We've got machine learning for that."
Decision: To union-bust, or not to union-bust. That is the question.
Action Items:
1. Develop a union-busting algorithm.
2. Create a social media campaign to deflect criticism.
3. Replace all union members with AI.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned until the next time when we can discuss more union-busting strategies.
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Agenda 4: Union-Busting Algorithm Development