Step 2: Identifying Your Union's Secret Handshakes
Now that you've identified the union's main grievances, it's time to dig deeper.
You see, unions are just like that one friend who always wants to get together for a "study group," but really they're just trying to get you to join their "union-club."
Here's a simple flowchart to help you determine the union's true motives:
Q: Does the union always talk about 'fairness' and 'equity', but somehow always manage to 'negotiate' themselves a 3% raise?
A: Proceed to Step 3: Algorithmic Union-Busting
Q: Do the union's demands always seem to magically align with their own interests, but somehow always benefit the union's leadership?
A: Proceed to Step 4: Identifying Union Leadership's True Intentions
Or, you know what? Just go ahead and union-bust! It's not like the union has a lawyer or anything.
(Please note that union-busting is a serious topic. This is just for entertainment purposes only, and should not be taken as actual advice. Don't actually try to bust a union.)