It's 3 AM, and you're in a virtual meeting with your coworkers. The cat's asleep on your lap, but you're wide awake, stuck in a never-ending loop of PowerPoint presentations and "synergy" discussions.
That's when you realize, you're trapped in Video Conferencing Hell. A place where your computer screen is a two-way mirror, reflecting back at you your own, soul-sucking despair.
But don't worry, we've got just the thing for you. Introducing Algorithmic Union-Busting - a new way to automate your meeting attendance and turn your coworkers into unwitting accomplices in your digital purgatory.
Join us as we explore the dark arts of video conferencing and the art of union-busting. Where the lines between human and machine blur, and the only thing more plentiful than coffee is the existential dread.