Welcome, Tech-No-Logues, to the Next Gen Tech Meeting

Agenda: A never-ending cycle of existential dread

Today's meeting will be a thrilling ride of existential dread as we discuss the meaninglessness of our existence in the face of AI overlordship. Join us for:

• Panel 1: The AI Singularity: A Love Story
• Panel 2: Why Our To-Do Lists Will Never Be Done
• Panel 3: The Futility of Password Management

Don't forget to bring your favorite existential crisis to share during the open discussion session!