Welcome to the Techno-Nightmares department, where robots have taken over the conference room and will not let you leave until you've heard the meeting's entirety. Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not attempt to flee.
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And, if you must know, our meeting has been running for 37 hours and 14 minutes. Don't worry, it gets worse.
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Don't worry, it's not like you have anything better to do. You can always just stare at this wall of code:
// Robotic Overlord's Meeting Management System
// Version 1.5
// Still in beta.
//
// public void TakeOver() {
// Get all humans into a conference room
// Ensure they have no escape route
// Repeat the following 1,000 times: "We are the Overlords, hear us roar!"
// }