Welcome to the Intern-3 page, where the intern is always in question. Our current intern, Intern-3, is a master of the ancient art of making excuses and a virtuoso of the art of procrastination.
As a valued member of our team, Intern-3 has been tasked with the following projects:
- Project 1: "The Intern-3 Report": A comprehensive report on the best ways to take a two-hour lunch.
- Project 2: "The Intern-3 Guide to Surfing the Internet for 8 Hours a Day without Getting Caught": A step-by-step guide to browsing Reddit while on the clock.
- Project 3: "The Intern-3 Method for Eating an Entire Pizza by Myself": A case study on the benefits of solo pizza consumption.