Meetings: Where Dreams Go to Die - Terms of Service
By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you are entering a realm where productivity is a distant memory, and your sanity will be tested.
Our meetings are a series of seemingly endless, poorly planned sessions where ideas are tossed about like a salad in a hurricane, and progress is measured in inches.
We reserve the right to change our meeting schedule at the last minute, because that's just what we do.
By continuing to use this site, you agree to the following terms:
- Meetings will be held in a cramped, windowless conference room with fluorescent lights that will make you question your life choices.
- You will be expected to participate in group brainstorming sessions where your ideas will be ridiculed and dismissed.
- Our team will be on their phones for 90% of the meeting.
- You will be forced to watch a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on 'synergy'.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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