Meetings Terms of Service

Disclaimer

By attending meetings, you agree to the following:

• We reserve the right to bore you to tears.
• You will be expected to participate in pointless discussions.
• You will not be provided with free food or coffee. You will be expected to pay for your own snacks.
• Meetings may be recorded and used as evidence against you in the event of a lawsuit.

Rules of Engagement

To ensure a productive and enjoyable experience, please refrain from:

• Using your phone during the meeting (we have a strict no-email-checking policy).
• Making eye contact with anyone who is not looking at you.
• Laughing at or with anyone during the meeting.
• Engaging in small talk or idle chit-chat.

By ignoring these rules, you will be subject to the following penalties:

• You will be given the silent treatment.
• You will be asked to leave the meeting.

Learn more about acceptable behavior during meetings.