By attending meetings, you acknowledge that you are entering a realm of existential dread and bureaucratic despair.
Our meetings are held under the light of a single, flickering fluorescent light bulb, which we've come to refer to as "The Harsh Realism." It's a harsh mistress, but it gets the point across.
When in our presence, you will be forced to endure:
By attending our meetings, you agree to all of these things and more.
You may leave at any time, but be warned: The Harsh Realism will be watching you, always.
Meeting Guidelines for those brave souls who wish to proceed.
Meeting Etiquette for those who wish to avoid The Harsh Realism's withering gaze.
Meeting Schedule for those who wish to know when The Harsh Realism will next be unleashed upon them.