Meeting 123: The One Where Everyone Forgot Their Laptops

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life (again)
• Item 2: Debate the best pizza toppings
• Item 3: Determine the optimal way to procrastinate

Minutes:

1. John started talking about his cat. Again.
2. Jane interrupted him with a 10-minute tangent about the importance of proper stapling.
3. Bob fell asleep at 2:45 PM.

Action Items:

• Send out a company-wide email reminding everyone to wear pants to meetings
• Create a new policy requiring all meetings to be held in a conference room with a foosball table
• Assign a team member to research the optimal ratio of meetings to productive work hours

Next Meeting:

Meeting 124: The One Where We Discuss the Implications of AI on Our Industry