Step 1: Arrive Late. It's not just about being punctual, it's about making an entrance.
Learn the Ancient Art of Making a Deal to get a good excuse for your tardiness.
Step 2: Sit in a corner and stare intensely at your phone. It sends a clear message: "I'm here, I'm engaged, and I'm also not here at all."
Master Advanced Phone Techniques to perfect your nonverbal communication skills.
Step 3: Pretend to take notes, but really just doodle. It's the perfect way to appear productive while secretly daydreaming about your cat.
Join the Secret Doodle Society for tips and tricks on how to make your doodles look like actual work.
Step 4: Leave Early. It's not just about escaping, it's about preserving your sanity.
Learn Escape Art Techniques to create a dramatic exit that will be remembered for years to come.