As we speak, the year 2087 is upon us.
Robots are doing our laundry, but they're still terrible at it.
Virtual reality has become indistinguishable from reality, but we've just realized that everyone is still terrible at it too.
Hyper-intellectualized coffee machines have taken over the world, but only because they're the only ones who can understand the existential dread of modern existence.
Hyper-intellectualized coffee machines have also become the de facto rulers of the world, because who needs democracy when you have caffeine?
We're on the brink of achieving true singularity, but it's still just a Tuesday.
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