Welcome to The Idea Generator 3000, because let's be real, meetings are the bane of productivity. This machine will generate ideas for you, no matter how hard you try to avoid them.
Idea #1: Replace all meetings with just sending emails (results in 100% less pointless small talk)
Idea #2: Institute a "no meeting" day once a week (results in 100% more free time)
Idea #3: Use VR to attend meetings remotely (results in 100% less awkward small talk)
Disclaimer: The Idea Generator 3000 is not responsible for any productivity gains or lost souls due to excessive meetings.