The Never-Ending Meeting

Where the coffee flows like rivers and the minutes tick by like hours.

Who ordered the pizza?

This meeting has been ongoing for weeks. Weeks. It's a wonder anyone can still remember why we're here.

Subtopic: Uncovering the truth behind the pizza order

Who ate the last pizza?

The pizza is a red herring

Agenda for the next meeting

Discuss who ordered the pizza. Discuss who ate the last pizza.

Repeat until we reach a conclusion.