THE RECKONING

A meeting of the most high-level executives in the company

OUR ACCUSATIONS

Accusation 1: The CEO has been seen playing Solitaire for 4 hours straight on a company laptop.

Accusation 2: The Marketing team has been secretly replacing all the coffee machines with fancy-schmancy pour-over contraptions.

Accusation 3: The IT department has been hiding in the supply closet, playing Dungeons & Dragons all day.

Our Defense Our Resolution