The Spiral Nears Critical Point

Where the Sane People Go to Lose Their Minds

We've been here before, folks. The spiral has reached its peak and we're all just spinning wildly out of control.

But fear not, for we have:

• Buying a bigger screw to put the spiral in place
• Invoking the demons of previous meetings
• Asking for a senior staff member to arrive late

And if you're feeling extra adventurous, try:

Accidentally ordering a spiral-themed café latte

We have it all here at The Spiral Nears Critical Point.

Don't say we didn't warn you.