Welcome to The Suffering is Real, the only meeting where the only thing more real than the suffering of others is the existential dread of being here.
Minutes:
1: The CEO of Despair walked into the room looking like she's been put through a spin cycle and emerged with only a few wisps of dignity left.
2. The CTO of Despair mentioned that our servers are down, because of course they are, because that's just life.
Decisions:
We will continue to toil away in our cubicles, wondering why we're here, and if there's any point to it all.
Action Items:
1. Find the meaning of life, or at least a decent coffee machine.
2. Continue to suffer, because that's just what we're doing.
Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same existential dread.