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Client reported experiencing existential dread. Recommended: more cat videos.
Client reported experiencing existential dread for 2nd consecutive session. Recommended: more existential dread support group.
Identify and resolve root causes of existential dread
Develop coping mechanisms to deal with impending doom
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