Welcome, dear patient, to our weekly session of "I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Waiting for My Coffee to Kick In". Today we're going to explore the depths of your subconscious, but first, let's get one thing straight: I'm not paying attention. I'm just here for the free therapy and the chance to practice my "I'm a therapist, but not a miracle worker" face.
In this session, we'll delve into the darkest corners of your mind, but don't worry, I'll be taking notes. Or maybe not. Who knows, really? The point is, I'm here to help you, but also to enjoy the complimentary coffee and stale air of this therapist's office.
Session 4: "I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Waiting for My Coffee to Kick In (Again)" Session 5: "I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Waiting for My Coffee to Kick In (And Maybe the Check to Cover the Damned Thing)" Session 6: "I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Waiting for My Coffee to Kick In (And the Therapist's Insurance to Kick In)"