Welcome, dear client, to Session 4 of our highly unorthodox therapy sessions. Today, we're going to dive into the darkest recesses of your mind and confront the existential crises that have been plaguing you. Or, at the very least, we'll have a nice cup of coffee and pretend to be doing actual work.
As we previously established, your recurring nightmares about the apocalypse are a clear indicator of your deep-seated fears about running out of avocado toast. We'll explore this further in today's session.