This is the One I Actually Attended
Summary:
- Spoke for 2 hours about the importance of proper coffee mug placement.
- Got interrupted by the IT department for "excessive nodding."
- Decided to take a 10-minute break to eat a whole pizza by myself.
Key Takeaways:
- Mug placement is crucial for team productivity.
- IT likes to ruin things.
- Free food is the best food.
See Also: Meeting I Could Have Attended, But Didn't
View Actual Meeting Notes (for those who actually attended)