This is the One I Actually Attended

Summary:

• Spoke for 2 hours about the importance of proper coffee mug placement.
• Got interrupted by the IT department for "excessive nodding."
• Decided to take a 10-minute break to eat a whole pizza by myself.

Key Takeaways:

• Mug placement is crucial for team productivity.
• IT likes to ruin things.
• Free food is the best food.