Thursday's Meeting Minutes
Present: Bob, Jane, John, Alice
Bob: "I've been working on that report all week, but I still can't figure out why our sales numbers are down." John: "Have you tried using a calculator, Bob? I hear they're great at math."
Alice: "Actually, I think I found the problem. It's the new coffee machine in the break room. It's been spitting out lukewarm coffee for weeks."
Decision:
Due to overwhelming evidence of the coffee machine's ineptitude, it is hereby decreed that the coffee machine shall be replaced with a more reliable model.
Action items:
- Bob: "I'll start looking into new coffee machines."
- Alice: "I'll start researching the cost of replacing the current machine."
- John: "I'll... um... try to be more helpful, I guess."