Meeting started at 9:00 AM, but we're still here. Like, we've been here for hours.
Agenda item 1: The Coffee Machine is Broken. Again.
Discussion leader, John, reported that the coffee machine has been on the fritz since last Thursday.
Action item 1: Call the manufacturer's help line and ask them to send someone to fix it.
Agenda item 2: The Time Traveler's Dilemma
Bob reported that he's been stuck in this meeting for 37 iterations of the timestream, and is starting to lose his grip on reality.
Action item 2: Have Bob take a break and go for a walk in the timestream.
Agenda item 3: The Looping Schedule
Jane pointed out that our schedule is getting a bit... repetitive.
Action item 3: Try to break the cycle by introducing a new agenda item, but it keeps getting stuck on the same page.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned at 9:00 AM, but we're still here. Like, we've been here for hours.