Forgetting Your Keys: The Ultimate Art

It's a skill, we swearæk

Tip 1: Use a minimalist lifestyle

Get rid of all the clutter, and you'll never have to worry about keys in the first place.

Tip 2: Develop a photographic memory

Or, you know, just take a picture of your keys every five seconds.

Tip 3: Install a key-tracking system Keys in the Fridge: A Tale of Woe

Keys in the Fridge: A Tale of Woe

It's a real thing, we swear

Apparently, some people like to store their keys in the fridge. We have no idea why, but here are some theories:

It's a Thing

Apparently, it's a thing where people store their keys in the fridge because, why not? It's a thing, we swear.

They Just Like the Cold

Some people just can't get enough of that cold, crisp fridge air.

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Keys are a Type of Food

We're not making this up. It's a real thing. Don't question us.