TODAY'S MEETING AGENDA:

09:00 AM - "The Meeting That Will Change Everything"

Discuss the meaning of life in 30 seconds or less.
Decide on new company colors: will they be neon pink or neon green?
Introduce new intern, Larry, who will be working on "that thing."

Tomorrow: "The Meeting That Will Change Everything More" Last Week: "The Meetings That Were Clearly A Waste of Time"