html
The Incomprehensible Schedule
The Torturous Iterations of Meetings
Welcome to the infamous schedule, where time is relative.
Today's Schedule:
- 10:00 AM - 10:05 AM: "Emergency" Meeting for Emergency's sake
- 10:05 AM - 11:00 AM: "Let's talk about the weather" discussion
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "I'm bored" meeting, where we stare at the wall for 1 hour
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break, where we eat the same sandwiches we had yesterday
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "Let's make a to-do list" meeting, where we make a to-do list of things to do
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: "Emergency" Meeting for non-emergencies
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "Let's play office bingo" meeting, where we mark the same numbers we've been saying for years
Upcoming Meetings: