Meetings: The Torturous Iterations

Welcome to Meetings: The Torturous Iterations, where the sales pitches are as endless as the meetings themselves. Buy Meeting Time is our newest product, designed to suck away 4 hours of your day, every day, with the latest in meeting technology.

Our team of highly trained meeting facilitators will guide you through the never-ending cycle of pointless discussion, awkward small talk, and existential dread. Join the Sales Pitch Olympics for a chance to compete with the best (worst?) meeting pitches in the industry.

And don't forget to try our new Automated Meeting Creator, which will generate an endless supply of meetings with the same 5 people, discussing the same 3 topics, over and over.

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