MEETING MINUTES: TOTAL DISORDER
Today's meeting was a complete and utter disaster. The projector broke, the coffee machine exploded, and the CEO's tie got stuck in the ceiling fan.
Attendees:
Agenda:
- Discuss new marketing strategy
- Review sales numbers
- Decide whether to eat the leftover donuts from last week
Action Items:
- Send email to IT about fixing the projector
- Replace the coffee machine
- Call the CEO's wife to apologize for his stuck tie
Next Meeting:
Scheduled for next Tuesday, but let's be real, we'll probably just get canceled again.