MEETING TRANSCRIPTS

Attendees:

• Zephyr, Unicorn of Many Moons
• Grog, the Unicorns' Lawyer
• Balthazar, Human Representative, Earth

Agenda:

1. Item 1: The Great Unicorns' Bake-Off
2. Item 2: Interdimensional Sock Puppet Negotiations
3. Item 3: Unicorns' Union Contract Renegotiation

Notes:

Unicorns discussed the merits of using glitter in their manes for better sparkle visibility. Grog argued it's a distraction, while Zephyr insisted it's a right of self-expression.

Earth's representative, Balthazar, asked if the Unicorns could help with their own planet's sock puppet negotiations. Zephyr offered to send a delegation, but only if they had to wear funny hats.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 5678-2, 2023-02-22, same time, same place.