For those who can't sleep, but also can't afford sleep.
Step 1: Take a 4am walk in 3-inch heels. (Recommended for those who enjoy self-inflicted pain)
Caffeine withdrawal: because 1 cup of coffee is not enough
Overdose of Paracetamol: Because you can never have too much painkiller
Brain implant: because who needs a functioning brain?
Step 2: Watch reruns of 'The Price is Right' on repeat. (Side effects: loss of all sense of time, and/or sanity)
Step 3: Learn to meditate, but only while simultaneously scrolling through your phone. (Side effects: increased screen time, decreased productivity)
Step 4: Call an exorcist. (Because, you know, demons)