Present: Bob, Alice, and 3 other people who didn't get the memo.
Objective: Discuss the meaninglessness of life and the futility of our existence.
Agenda:
- Point #1: The coffee machine is broken. Again.
- Point #2: Bob's cat is still missing.
- Point #3: Is it too early for the apocalypse?
- Point #4: Who ate the last donut?
Decisions:
- We will buy a new coffee machine. Eventually.
- We will look for Bob's cat in the fridge.
- We will pretend the apocalypse isn't happening for just a little while longer.
- It was Dave who ate the last donut. He regrets nothing.